Thursday, November 12, 2009

High Heels


The high heel was supposedly invented by Leonardo Da Vinci, so according to Marilyn Monroe, "...all women owe him a lot". This is true, the high heel has been enjoyed my men and women, for its croquettish charm, as well as it's heighenting abilites. "High heels put your ass on a pedestal, where it belongs", says supermodel Veronica Webb.

A good heel is like a flash car, or and incrediable work of art. You don't need it, you admire it, savour it, worship it, and have to have it. An ideal heel is constructed to tilt you at the most flattering angle possible. Why have surgical enhancements, when you have a stiletto?

Admittedly there is a certain level of discomfort to be endured, but they do hurt less the more you wear them. The only thing worse then seeing girl in cheap, chunky heels is a girl who can't walk in them. 'You have to spend money to make money', invest in a good pair of 10cm heeled Manolo Blahniks, and watch the cocktails and dinner invitations come flooding in.

It is worth bearing in mind that you assume different characters in different heights. Heights can range from 5cm: practically flat; 7cm: day heel; 9cm: foxy heel; 10.5cm: the true pro aesthetic.

Walking in heels is like riding a bike - once you know, you'll never forget.



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